F-TypeWhat is it?

The Jaguar F-type is a car we’d often admired but never thought we’d get a chance to drive.

So, when the opportunity finally arose to get behind the wheel of the sleek, supercharged six cylinder coupe — we quickly agreed to offer the children as security.

Not the grand kids though. I mean, one has to get one’s priorities right — right?

F-TypeWhat’s it cost?

It is a Jag and it is a high performance Jag, so the F-Type comes at a cost.

In this case $113K will get yo into the entry level 2.0-litre model, the sportier R Dynamic is $121K and the Chequered Flag Edition starts from $139K.

As well as the 221kW 2.0-litre, there’s 250 and 280kW six cylinder versions, while sitting at the top of the tree is a 404kW V8, priced from $252K or 423kW SVR priced from a nose-bleed $297K.

Plus of course there’s convertible versions of the above that carry a further premium.

Our test vehicle, the 280kW 3.0-litre supercharged Chequered Flag Edition s priced $180,900 or $192,000 with a few options thrown in such as the $1200 panoramic roof, $1690 for 380mm front and 376mm rear brakes and $2010 for 12-way power adjust front seats.

What do you mean front seats — it’s only got two of the bloody things?

It’s nice inside but there’s not much in the way of creature comforts.

Your hard-earned basically buys exotic looks and stacks of performance.

There’s 20 inch wheels, red brake calipers, expensive Pirelli rubber, look at me red seatbelts, limited Edition Performance Seats, plus Windsor leather console with contrast stitching.

The infotainment system includes satnav, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto, with a Meridian audio system to keep one entertained — but digital radio is an optional extra.

Notably missing from the equation is heads up display and adaptive cruise control.

Safety runs to Pedestrian contact sensing, Emergency Brake Assist (EBA), Rear camera (reversing), Cruise control with Speed Limiter, Driver Condition Monitor, Lane Keep Assist, Front and Rear Parking Aid.

BUT — and here’s the thing — it doesn’t get a safety rating from ANCAP or anyone else — many expensive, high performance cars don’t because they sell in low volumes.

It also misses out on blind spot alert and there is no mention whatsoever of Autonomous Emergency Braking (AEB), designed to hit the anchors in case you don’t.

Frankly, old chap, it’s not good enough.

F-TypeWhat’s it go like?

When one has a car of this calibre there’s only one thing to do — take it for a spin.

Our passenger, who fancies expensive cars (but can’t afford them) looked a little tense at times, as he gripped the door handle for reassurance — but said he enjoyed the experience nevertheless.

In hindsight, it had been too long between drinks, too long since I had really given it to a car — and the experience was once again rather exhilarating.

The 3.0-litre supercharged six cylinder engine pumps out 280kW of power at 6500 rpm and 460Nm of torque from 3500-5500 rpm.

It’s hooked up to a slick traditional eight speed auto, with drive through the rear wheels.

Also fitted are auto engine stop-start and and a limited slip diff, with brake-style torque vectoring to stop it stepping out.

The dash from 0-100km/h takes just 4.9 seconds and the car has a top speed of 275km/h, the latter only feasible on German autobahns.

There’s also an electronic rear spoiler that deploys at speeds in excess of 96km/h. How they arrived at that figure I don’t know, but it’s not set in concrete.

Oh, and it does come with a “wanker” button that let’s one display the wing manually.

There’s also another button that activates the active exhaust system, turning it from moderately loud to much louder.

Fuel consumption is a claimed 8.6L/100km using premium 95 unleaded (or E10 if one is silly enough).

We were getting 10.9L/100km after close to 400km (down from 10.7L after our little squirt).

Getting in and out of the car can be a challenge, as it sits rather low, with a low roofline.

The knack is to turn sideways and stick one’s derriere in first.

Once inside the seats are reasonably comfortable, with a power adjustment as well as power adjustment for the steering wheel which is heated and retracts automatically for ease of entry and exit.

The door handles pop out to welcome the driver, with a button to start the car.

In dramatic fashion, it always starts with a roar (throttle or no throttle applied) — a signal to the neighbours that you’re about to depart.

Just as entertaining are the vents for the air conditioning, which rise slowly from the top of the dash as the car powers up.

The instrumentation, however, is old school analogue, with a 300km/h speedo — not sure why.

Other models get a fully configurable electronic dash like the one in the XE that we drove previously.

Plant it (after activating the louder exhaust note of course) and after a slight hesitation, the car takes off with a roar, and plenty of snack, crackle and pop as it rips through the gears.

That sound is addictive and one finds oneself planting the right foot rather more than necessary, just to hear it.

In contrast, off throttle and cruising along the motorway, it’s remarkably quiet in the cabin, provided one is travelling on smooth tarmac.

Coarse bitumen generates plenty of background noise that can soon become loud and intrusive, amplified by the rear of the cabin.

Nissan’s 370Z has the same problem.

Out in the sticks with no traffic in sight, we opened her up, opting to switch gears manually using the gear change paddles — although dynamic mode will probably satisfy most.

Mid-range response is instant and gratifying, snapping gears, rushing towards corners and braking late and deep.

At times the car feels a bit floaty as the suspension loads an unloads, but the Pirelli P Zeros keep it glued to the road, with big chunky 295s underpinning the rear.

Over the shoulder vision isn’t great, nor is the porthole they call a rear window — but this is the price one pays for such a sexy beast.

After an hour or so of these shenanigans, it was time to make our way home. Time to sit back, relax and take it easy — to let the Adrenalin subside.

But then the road home snakes its way up another hill and the Holden following just a little too closely is rather irritating . . . so it’s time to blast off again.

All in all, it was a jolly good way to spend a Sunday afternoon in an automobile that is hugely entertaining.

What a shame future generations won’t get to experience this kind of driving.

F-TypeWhat we like?

  • Looks
  • Performance
  • Exciting to drive
  • Sharp steering
  • Super brakes
  • It’s a Jag

F-TypeWhat we don’t like?

  • Getting in and out
  • Nowhere to put anything
  • Small boot
  • Restricted vision
  • Last generation dash
  • No safety rating

F-TypeThe bottom line?

So my mate’s a tech head and says he’d rather spend this kind of money on a Tesla.

For mine there’s plenty of time to drive electric cars down the track, but the opportunity to own and enjoy a thoroughbred like the Jaguar F-Type is rapidly drawing to a close.

Of course it helps to be rich — or a privileged motoring journalist.

 

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Jaguar F-Type P380 Coupe Chequered Flag edition, priced from $180,900
  • Looks - 8/10
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  • Performance - 8.5/10
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  • Safety - 7/10
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  • Thirst - 7/10
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  • Practicality - 6/10
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  • Comfort - 7/10
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  • Tech - 7.5/10
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  • Value - 7.5/10
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Loud and proud: Jaguar F-Type Chequered Flag

Riley

Chris Riley has been a journalist for 40 years. He has spent half of his career as a writer, editor and production editor in newspapers, the rest of the time driving and writing about cars both in print and online. His love affair with cars began as a teenager with the purchase of an old VW Beetle, followed by another Beetle and a string of other cars on which he has wasted too much time and money. A self-confessed geek, he’s not afraid to ask the hard questions - at the risk of sounding silly.
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